At the booth, I met this cute little old lady.  She bought a flashing visor and started dancing.  Being curious, I decided to talk to her.  It turns out that she is an 82 year-old Grandmother.  I asked her if she partied.  She said, "son I been partying since I was 15 years-old".  She stated how she partied all around the world and did every party drug.  I asked her if she was on something and she said, "Son I'm Rollin' Balls."  In response, I told her that I loved her because she is the living personification of my philosophy of life.

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